Today, I experienced Wii Fit for the first time. I entered my height - and it declared me aged 37. Yeah!

And then ... my place on the Leeds University 10-pin bowling team in the early 70s was not wasted; I still have the wrist spin, and can still lose with grace. It's the taking part that counts?

Enough's enough

There comes a point
In every day
When you have to say
Enough's enough

The clock strikes eight
Bedtime for a boy
Bath, and a story
Then to sleep, now!